kawaii anime lolis lol xd

No, weeladXL. This is not in any shape, way or form a hourglass...

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 18:04:10 +0800

No, weeladXL. This is not in any shape, way or form a hourglass figure.

This is a commission. Someone, out there in the world, paid for...

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 17:45:57 +0800

This is a commission. Someone, out there in the world, paid for this frightful piece of crap.

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Wed, 01 Aug 2012 07:36:29 +0800

the first part

Sat, 30 Jun 2012 08:45:08 +0800

the first part

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Fri, 29 Jun 2012 11:47:56 +0800

I like what you're doing. It sounds like you guys actually do like Touhou but hate the fucking fanbase (like myself) and don't really take the games seriously outside of 'lol another shmup'. continue on. just stop with the inflation. pls.

Sat, 12 May 2012 14:53:04 +0800

Thank you!

I do enjoy playing the games, but the characters are admittedly just dressing for the actual gameplay, which is why (in my opinion) those who ignore the games for the characters are kind of missing the point.

And hey, I post them as I sees them. Inflation is literally one of the worst fetishes.

Apparently this is a Bad Apple cosplay???

Fri, 11 May 2012 03:48:29 +0800

Apparently this is a Bad Apple cosplay???

part tres: oh my god what

Fri, 11 May 2012 02:52:10 +0800

Alice was at Marisa’s place when she was blushing as Marisa was chanting a spell and smiled. “Are you sure this is safe?” Alice asked as Marisa just chuckled “Trust me Alice it is real fun and safe just stand still.” Alice then felt her feet liquefy as the poured out of a funnel into a rectangle mold. “Alice giggled “It tickles.” Her legs were flowing into the funnel as her one piece stated to make droplets of light blue colors into the ooze. Her arms started to distort as they started to drip into the soup. She slowly sank into the funnel when her arms safely dropped with a small splash as her body sped up in her melting speed. Her head was onto of a pillar of melting flesh as she thank Marisa and her head lost form as it flowed into the mold.

Soon the mold glowed and Marisa popped it open to find a deflated raft with Alice’s smiling face and a design for a one piece as it’s body. Marisa grabbed the deflated raft and ran to the beach for some summer fun. When she reaches the beach she inflates the raft as Alice blush’s when she feels the tickle of air going in her. When she is fully inflated Marisa joked ” Hey Alice you cute with a flat chest.” Alice was angered at the statement but cooled off when she felt the water touch her.

She blushed as she felt the waves tickle her back s Marisa lay on her soaking some sun in her black bikini. Alice thought of a idea and was able to wiggle around and drop Marisa into the sea. Marisa got mad at what Alice did and flipped her over to lay on her back. Under water Alice saw the fishes swimming by as one went up to her face and tickled it as many were swimming passed her. She adored what she saw and was happy at what Marisa did. Marisa was just laying there when the sun was getting to her and she started to swim back to shore with the Alice Raft. There she inflated Alice to the point of bursting and with a bang Alice was normal.

“Let’s go Alice the sun is really getting to me.” Marisa said as Alice want to be a raft for a little bit longer. Before they left Alice saw a few kids who were depressed in the shade. She walks up to them and asks “What’s wrong?” One kid tells her “I lost my Inner tube and can’t swim and our big sister is hogging the raft.” Alice then had A idea and Marisa agreed as they went to a bathroom. Their Marisa teleported the inner tube and raft molds and chanted the spell as both girls were standing on the funnels. Marisa said “Alice you ready?” Alice nods as Marisa finished the chant and gave Alice a kiss as then melted at the same time. Soon Both Alice and Marisa were at their waist as Marisa’s bikini bottom and butt were no black ooze as Alice lost form in her arms and fell into the ooze. Soon both of them were heads on melting pillars of flesh as both giggled and sank into the molds.

As one little girl goes into the bathroom to pee she sees the deflated Marisa tube and Alice raft and smiles. She pees and comes out to tell her brother “Look what I found brother!” He yelled in excitement as they ran to the water and inflated the two. The brother splashed around the water in Marisa who adored the splash of water as the sister calmly laid on the raft as her brother’s friends pushed her off. “Meanie’s “she yelled as the boys get on are somehow pushed off as the little girl laughs at them.

It was dusk as the kids are tried and fall asleep on the sand as Marisa and Alice pop and turn back to normal happy about the day they had. To celebrate they bought two snow cones. Marisa went up and asked “One Cherry and what do you want Alice?” she answered “Blueberry, please” the store owner then made a cherry snow cone as little Cirno was in his building melting away from the heat and flowed into Alice’s cone. Both girls thanked him and played as Cirno yelled in the cone but went unheard as Alice ate her. They walked home both tired and joyful.

part dos: it only gets worse

Fri, 11 May 2012 01:41:42 +0800

Another hot day in the Genkesyo as Marisa got up covered in sweat form the hot night in her house. Marisa got up dazed as she wiped her head and commented in depression  ”Damn it has be so hot lately.” Then I idea popped in to her head. She smiled and yelled “It’s Beach time again! I better get Alice as she quickly undressed herself and put on her black bikini and grabbed a spell book and walked out bare foot as the road burned her. “Ow, hot foot, hot foot.” She ran back inside and put her sandals on and ran to Alice’s place.

  When Marisa ran she bumped into Reisen who was walking to Alice’s place with a package. Her long purple hair was always combed as her ears were a little lower on her head since Marisa bumped into her.  She landed so that her yellow skirt didn’t reveal anything to Marisa as she said “I’m sorry Marisa I didn’t know where I was going..” Marisa then answered “That’s okay I know you didn’t mean it. So where you heading.” Reisen told her “I’m going to Alice’s place to drop off a package.” Marisa then smiled “Same here, so why not join us to the beach” Reisen agreed and gave Marisa the package and ran home to pick up her bathing suit. In a half hour they reached Alice’s house ready for a beach day.

  Alice opened the door sweating like crazy with Shanghai sweating on her table asleep as Marisa comes in with Reisen in a Purple Bikini as Alice asked “So you plan on going to the beach?” Marisa nodded as Alice took off her clothes to reveal her one piece as Marisa asked “Ok so should I be a toy or you?” Reisen looked confused at the statement as Alice explained “Well Marisa for the last two times we became pool toys and had a blast at the beach.” Reisen was curious and asked if she can try and both smiled as then brought their hands to each other and charged a red ball and fired it at Reisen who cringed but felt nothing but a heat in her stomach.

  Reisen looked around as she sweated a lot now as she saw her arm melting and her legs melting together. She worried as Alice reassured her nothing to fear as Reisen then felt a wired pleasurable sensation as she melted like she was free from her physical body as her legs were completely gone along with her arms melting off her body she then was limbless as she contained to melt when her bikini bottom was now purple ooze.  She twisted around as she split in half and fell on the floor melting on her back. She they sighed a blissful sigh as she was a complete puddle. She giggled in her new form as Marisa collected her and poured her into a mold of a pool chair.

  In a half hour they got their own bunny girl chair deflated as they went to the beach. There they inflated Reisen who blushed at the feeling of rushing air. Both girls giggled and told her “You like being inflated then. We did when we tried it.” Reisen was they inflated her body was the bottom part with Purple strips on the bottom and middle as her head was the area where you sit as her ears were on the top side of the chair. Marisa took Reisen chair and went out to the water and lay on her as the she relaxed on the beach. Alice then proceed to splash around into water to cool off.

  Reisen was happy that she felt the cool water on her back side as Marisa relaxed on Reisen who they felt salty water on her as she saw Marisa’s sweat touch her face. She was pissed and started to wiggle as Marisa said “Wow Reisen what’s wrong?” She then saw she had sweat on her face and apologized as she splash water on her and Reisen relaxed since the water was nice and cold and not warm and salty like sweat. Marisa continued until she was pushed off by Alice who then said “My turn Marisa.” Soon she lay there until Marisa pushed her off. Both girls started to argue about who should ride Reisen as she laughed at their fighting when Marisa then compromised with her and lay on Alice lap as the both talked as Reisen was stressed at the extra weight of  Alice and Marisa. They continued to lay their until the sun was consider 3:00 pm and they got out before they could deflate Reisen a man came to them and ask “Hey can I borrow that for the rest of the day and If you could a raft for my little ones. I can pay if that what it takes.” Marisa smiled as she garbed Alice to the bathroom.

  In a few minutes she came out with a raft and gave them to the man as he payed Marisa who smiled and sat on the side as the father and his kids played with the toys the man lay on Reisen with a beer on her cup holder as the kids just used her to pretend to be pirates as Alice smiled at what was going on when they pushed their brother off the plank as Reisen just enjoyed the water. In a few hours the man thanked Marisa and gave her back Alice and Reisen. Marisa then proceed to over inflate them and they explode to become normal again. Marisa then said “You know we can make a busniess out of this as all three agreed on that idea.

part 1

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:53:06 +0800

In the Gensokyo it was summer again any many of the inhabitants were all waiting for the day unforturetly the heat that came with the season was horrible. A poor Fairy Cirno was a puddle in seconds as Marisa was dragging herself to Alice so they can go to the lake for some cooling off. Marisa was sweating a storm as her black bikini was soaked with sweat as her hat was the only thing making her sweat go in her eyes. “Can’t wait to get to the lake and cool off. In this heat it feels like I just melt away.” As she neared the house she was wondering if Alice was in the mood for going to the lake.

  Marisa knocked on the door as Alice in a cute blue one piece was a little depressed today. Marisa asks “What’s wrong?” as Alice’s answers “Well my inner tube pop when Cirno over inflated it and I can’t seem to find another one and I really wanted to lay in the lake lazily.” Marisa looked at her friend and made a decision. “I will be your inner tube!” She proclaimed as Alice look dumbstruck at the words that came out of Marisa’s mouth. Soon Marisa ran back home as Alice stayed there wondering what Marisa is going to bring.
An hour later Marisa came back with a book and a mold that looked like it was made for inner tubes. Alice asked “What are you going to do?” and Marisa told her up front “I will melt my body down into this mold to be your cute inner tube.” Alice want to know why and Marisa answered “I just wanted to do something nice for you.” Soon Marisa began the spell and her feet started to pool up in the funnel as she slide inside the mold she giggled at the tickle she felt as she continued into the mold. Soon her bikini bottom was a black stain on her melting body as it flowed down.

  Marisa was the lowering her arms so they can get in the model as they slowly melted of her drip by drip. For a few minutes Marisa’s melting slowed as Alice wonder why until her arms were gone and it sped up as her stomach was converted into ooze and sank followed by her breast that came with her bikini top. Alice asked “Are you ok Marisa?” as she chuckled “Alice this is more pleasurable then you think. Trust me try it when we go to the lake next time” She winked as her head lose form and became one with the goo and flowed into the mold.

  Alice then saw a flash of light and the mold open to show a deflated inner tube with a black pattern of Marisa’s chibi face. Alice then walked to the lake and was happy. Marisa thought “Hope Alice has a good time.” Alice came and started to inflate the inner tube as Marisa Blushed at the feeling she was having as Alice putting a breath full of air into it. Soon the tube was full of air and Alice plugged up the nozzle and began her day on the lake floating as the sun died down and rested their all day without worry.

  At the end of the day when Alice got out the inner tube expanded until it exploded and Marisa came out dazed as Alice laughed at her. Marisa told Alice that “Next time we go to the Lake you’re a toy got it?” and Alice happily agreed.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Thu, 10 May 2012 23:52:00 +0800

What the fuck is wrong with you?

chen drank too much

Thu, 10 May 2012 23:40:59 +0800

“And you’re saying you got this from the outside world?” Aya asked, furiously scribbling down on the sheet of paper she’d kept in her shirt pocket for an emergency. She didn’t expect to work on a news story during a party at the Hakurei Shrine, but this strange new object was too interesting to pass up!

“Yep, it’s called a car,” said Yukari. “It’s how people in the outside world get about… at least, when they aren’t using trains.”

Aya winced at the mention of trains, as her only experience of them was Yukari’s unsuspecting victims! “…is it as dangerous as a train?”

“No, no, no,” Yukari laughed. “People do get run over by cars, but they often survive with relatively minor injuries. Get run over by a train, and you won’t survive. Of course, cars can be a lot more dangerous if the driver doesn’t know what she’s doing, for whatever reason…”

“Ahh, I guess Suika would never be allowed to drive one then,” Aya laughed. The little oni was perpetually drunk, of course. Yukari laughed with her. “You’re right,” she laughed. “Of course, we’re not planning on using the car for more than a few seconds today. I’ll open up a gap and drive through it, and me, Ran and Chen will end up back at our house!”

“Aha!” said Aya, putting her pen and paper back into her pocket. “Then I don’t see any problem with letting you have some sake, then?”
Yukari toasted Aya’s drink and took a large gulp. “I’ll drink to that!” she said, as more of Gensokyo’s partygoers stared at her car.

Outside, Chen was beaming. “And this is called a car! Yukari-sama got it yesterday!” she proudly said to the other kids in Gensokyo. “It’s what humans in the outside world use to get around,” she explained, as Wriggle, Cirno, Rumia and Mystia ooohed and aahed over the vehicle.

“Careful now,” said Ran. “We don’t want you to break anything, kids! A car is a very delicate machine!”

Wriggle didn’t seem to be paying attention as she climbed onto the roof. Talking to them wasn’t working, and it wasn’t in Ran’s caring nature to punish somebody else’s kid, so she tried the only route left available to her: distraction.

“Look, kids!” Ran nervously giggled, and opened the bonnet of the car (she was taking care of Yukari’s car keys) to reveal dozens of cola bottles. “Here’s a drink from the outside world, that’s suitable for you lot! It’s called coke, and it tastes awesome!” She took out a bottle, and took a sip, then screwed up her face. “Uhh… at least it does when it isn’t warm! Curse this heat… Cirno, can you help me?”

“Sure thing!” said the ice fairy, eager to show off her abilities. Ran took out a box, opened it up, filled it with water from the Hakurei hot spring, and Cirno froze it over, creating a cooler. After 20 minutes of playtime, the kids’ drinks were ready. Chen took one sip. “Wow, this is amazing!” she beamed, wagging her tail enthusiastically, and purring after swallowing. The cool feeling of the bubbly drink on her tongue, the way the fizzy sweetness slid down her throat, the wetness in her mouth that relieved her warmth… Chen was amazed at this new drink! And her friends loved it too, although they didn’t seem to share her passion for it. After a few hours, Chen was surrounded by ten empty cola bottles, while Cirno, Rumia, Mystia and Wriggle had stopped after two or three! Ran giggled. She liked to see her little shikigami happy.

The party was coming to a close, and everyone was gathered round the tables eagerly awaiting Reimu’s speech.

“Ladies and… uhh… Rinnosuke! This party’s been awesome, and I couldn’t have thrown it without your help. Give yourselves a toast!”

A huge cheer went up from the crowd, and everyone toasted - wine and sake for the older girls, and champagne for the kids. Chen was already exhausted from drinking all that coke, but she decided to give her champagne a try. How could she not, when it was the only way to show her thanks and respect to Reimu? With a forced smile (she didn’t really want to drink any more!) she toasted with Ran and gulped down her champagne. It tasted quite sweet and fizzy - kinda like the coke she’d tried - but it was a little bitter. Still, it was quite nice… she could see why kids were allowed to drink it every so often. It was at that moment, however, that she felt a little tickly tingle down underneath her skirt, where her bladder was. A lot of kids often get that… their first taste of alcohol goes right through them, and their inexperienced bladders are more sensitive… Oops, she thought. Maybe I drank too much…

“And of course, I have to thank Yukari, for bringing along so much party stuff from the outside world in her car!” Reimu continued. Come up here, Yukari!”

The enthusiastic applause of the crowd became somewhat less enthusiastic as Yukari stumbled up to the microphone, barely able to walk in a straight line, and just shouted out “WHOOOOO!” into the microphone. There were a few nervous giggles, weak applause, and a returned “WHOOO!” from Suika, who was perpetually drunk. Ran tried to cover Chen’s eyes, but Chen merely rolled her eyes and smiled, as if to say “Oh, Yukari-sama!” Ran smiled back at Chen. She could deal with Yukari’s drunkenness… but could the car?

“Relax!” Yukari drawled, hiccuping. “I may be drunk, but we don’t have to… *hic!* we.. don’t have to drive the car for long, right? I can just open up a portal and wheeeeeee!” Yukari promptly collapsed, giggling on the floor. Ran sighed, opening the car door, putting Yukari in the back seat and leaving a space for Chen in the front passenger seat. “I guess I’ll have to drive, kiddo,” Ran said, ruffling Chen’s hair and picking her up. Chen smiled but winced a little as she was squeezed. The pressure of the hug made the pressure in her bladder increase, and the slight tickle in her bladder began to get stronger, and slide down into her urethra. “Damnit,” thought Chen. “I really have to pee… I can hold it until we get home though! I’m a big girl!” Ran strapped her in, her tight seatbelt increasing the tingle in her crotch and ache in her bladder, and Chen moaned a little. “I must not show I need to go… I must not let it show!” she thought, putting on a smile and enthusiastically talking with Ran about the party. Ran turned the key, put her foot on the pedal, and the car lurched forward. Chen felt the pressure in her bladder change as the urine sloshed about inside her, and she could almost swear she could hear her pee move. She must hold it… she must not let it show…

As it turned out, Ran was a pretty smooth driver. She knew the quickest way home - which was still very long - and there were no speed bumps in Gensokyo. That’s not to say there weren’t setbacks, though! The pedestrians weren’t used to cars and Ran had to lurch to a sudden stop every so often, making Chen’s bladder vibrate and tingle inside her. Then there were times when Yukari would let out a drunken outburst, scaring Chen a little and making her urethral valve quiver. And all the time, the aching, throbbing pressure in her bladder increased, the tingle grew stronger and stronger and ticklier and ticklier, and the tingliest spot slid further down from her bladder down to her vulva. And Chen could actually feel her vulva itself pulsate a little, opening and closing. Chen thought of the tingle that slid down her urethra as being a little like a fuse. Being a girl, she had a much shorter urethra than a boy her age would. And being a kid, she had a short little fuse anyway. Little girls were the worst people at holding their pee, she deduced. Damn that tingle in her fuse… er, urethra! It kinda felt like there was a little ferret running round inside her, or that someone had stuck a feather in her urethra and was tickling her inside, slowly drawing it out and becoming more vigorous with their tickles. The tingle in her vulva felt kinda nice, but… too much. Like being tickled - she enjoyed being tickled by Ran-sama and Yukari-sama, but it got too much for her and she couldn’t bear it for more than a few seconds. She winced, she blushed red, she fought back pee which leapt to freedom as sweat. She danced around in her seat, crossed her legs, and grabbed her crotch, squeezing hard, feeling the odd drip crawl out of her urethra. With one hand still tightly clasped around her crotch, pulling her skirt down a little, she tugged on Ran’s sleeve. “Ran? I… I kinda have to pee..” she whimpered, knowing full well that “kinda have to pee” was an understatement, and that her bladder was full to the brim, tingling like mad. Her clitoris was beginning to stiffen and stick up, the way a boy’s penis would. In a girl, such an erection wouldn’t provide any protection against wetting, the way it would a boy. For Chen, the slight aroused sensation her hard-on was creating (a sensation that, as a little kid, she wasn’t familiar with) only reinforced the tingle in her pussy.

Ran looked visibly troubled. “Well, Chen…” she said. “We can’t really pull over… we’re driving through the Forest of Magic at the moment, and although I bet all those trees look like urinals to you right now, I don’t want you standing out there alone in such a dangerous place…” Chen’s eyes began to water. Please, Ran, she thought? This is torture… “You could wet yourself, if you really have to… I mean, Yukari-sama would hate to get her car wet, but I would clean it up for you, Chen, and I’d take whatever punishment Yukari would dish out…” she was thankful Yukari couldn’t hear her words, as she was half-passed out on the back seat by now! However, Chen rejected this option. “It really tingles, Ran-sama, and I kinda can’t hold it, but… I don’t wanna wet myself!” Chen almost cried. “This is my favourite outfit! My red skirt, cute white polo shirt, and red and gold-lined sweater vest on top… I don’t wanna soak it!” Ran agreed. So many times Chen had made her nosebleed in that outfit… taking her sweater vest off, especially. Chen looked really adorable in her polo shirt and skirt, and a little drop of blood escaped from Ran’s nose just thinking about it. “Damnit Chen,” she thought to herself. “If only you hadn’t had all those bottles of coke… there’s only a few left!” Suddenly, she had an idea.

“…Chen, drink one of those bottles.” Chen looked up at Ran as if she’d gone mad. “Ran-sama, what? That will just make my bladder even more full and… ahh!” she moaned. “I felt another little drop crawl out just now! How can drinking help!” Ran petted Chen’s hair and smiled. “We’re a long way from home, and you can’t wait until the toilet… you’ll just have to pee in an empty soda bottle, Chen. So drink up, and soon you’ll have relief!” Chen smiled, her face glowing a cute cherry red and her tails wagging again. “Ah, that’s a great idea! Thanks, Ran-sama!” She looked at the soda bottle as if it was her saviour, risked removing her hands from her crotch for a second to unscrew the lid, and with her left hand again clasped firmly around her throbbing crotch, her right hand grabbed the open bottle. She chugged with all her might, feeling the cool refreshingness of the soda as it slid down her throat. It fizzed and tingled on its way down. “Hey,” she thought to herself. “My urethra is all fizzy and tingly… and pee is what happens when you drink too much, right? I wonder if they’re connected…” before long, Chen had emptied the small soda bottle. Relief was now seconds away.

Cautiously, Chen removed her left hand from her crotch, and instead lifted up her red skirt with it. She looked down, and saw the front of her white bloomers was now stained with a few yellow wet spots. It didn’t matter, she thought. It wasn’t enough to ruin her beloved trademark outfit. With her left hand, she took her bloomers, and rolled up the right leg of them, pulling them aside. She could now see her smooth, pre-pubescent vulva, open, throbbing, smelling a little from the drops that had escaped, and immensely tingly upon being exposed to the air. With Ran fighting hard to concentrate on the road ahead, blood streaming from her nose hard now, Chen placed the opening of the soda bottle around her vulva with her right hand. She parted her little labia, knowing she would get a cleaner stream from a smaller opening (Yukari had taught her how to pee standing up, like a boy, so she knew her aiming techniques well), and she placed the bottle opening tight around her vibrating urethra orifice, holding it with her right hand, and holding her skirt and bloomers in place with her left. She was aimed. All she had to do was fire. She leaned back a little, meowed, made a cute little grunting noise as she pushed, and in a fraction of a second a thin yet fierce stream of pee shot out of her little urethra and tinkled as it filled up the bottle.

Chen’s nose and cheeks showed a visible blush as her pee streamed out. She was visibly relieved, the noise coming from her sounding like a cross between a moan, a sigh, a contented “Ahhhh!” and a meowing or purring noise. As for her pee, it at first made a loud splashing noise as it hit the plastic of the soda bottle, which changed into a tinkle as it hit pee instead. The stream was thin yet flowing fast, and was a deep yellow, like barely-diluted apple juice. It frothed and bubbled a little as it was pounded from above by yet more flowing pee, and Chen’s scent was strong. It smelt kind of nice, in fact, making Ran slightly aroused. Her driving was suffering for it, but it was worth it to get Chen relieved! And as for the sensation Chen was getting? Her little clitoris was twitching with sensual pleasure, as her urethra fizzed and tingled, as she felt the pee flowing through it. This was amazing, Chen thought. I really needed this pee. Ahhh…

A full three minutes of solid peeing later, Chen had one and a half soda bottles in front of her. The first was packed with bubbly yellow apple-juice-like fluid, warm and scented - her own pee. And the second one was half-full, as well! A few drips were still dribbling from her vulva, as Chen laid back, still sighing in pleasure. She’d opened her vulva wide while using the soda bottles, and didn’t have to wipe - a little bit of drip-dry would sort her out. She rolled her bloomers back, adjusted her skirt, and screwed the top onto her bottles. “Wow,” Ran said. “You really had to pee, didn’t you, kid?” Chen blushed and giggled. “Yeah… the party was fun, and letting it all come out felt really, really amazing! I’m still tingling now, in fact… hehe! …Oh, but what do I do with these bottles? I wouldn’t want any of my friends seeing them and thinking they’re apple juice!”

“We’ll pour them out of the window,” said Ran. “But I think we’ll need to keep the empty bottles… you’ll probably be using them again, and we should keep a few for when Wriggle, Cirno, Rumia and Mystia visit you and have to pee too!”

“Hehe, yeah. They’ll only go into the forest floor. It’ll be good for the soil!” Chen said, unscrewing the bottle caps and pouring away her urine. While she was doing this, Yukari snapped into life, and drunkenly opened a portal up for fun, unbeknownst to Chen and Ran. “I wonder how my friends are doing?” Chen thought out loud.

Meanwhile, many miles away near a frozen lake, one ice fairy was showing off to her friends. “EYE AM A GUINESS!,” Cirno proudly declared to Wriggle, Mystia and Rumia. They had gotten back from the party earlier, while Chen, Ran and Yukari were still driving home, as the frozen lake was much closer to the Hakurei Shrine than the Yakumo home. “Eye am the greatest and strongest in Gensokyo, and you must all bow to me! In fact I…” Cirno gasped as a portal opened up above her, and two bottles’ worth of warm cat pee soaked her from above, making her friends fall over with laughter.

dat fetish material

dat creepy ass loving description of a cat girl pissing

dat insane character assassination

Yep, sounds like a Touhou fanfic to me!

lmao is chen pee fanfic and those three mariali tf fanfics on here yet omfg

Thu, 10 May 2012 23:32:11 +0800

No, but I could hunt them down and post them. Are they ff.n specials????

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 13:02:00 +0800

2hu powerlevel discussion never ends up well, but the sheer...

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 09:37:11 +0800

2hu powerlevel discussion never ends up well, but the sheer amount of wrong contained in this post is unbelievable.

but.. but all of alice’s dolls are directly controlled by...

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:01:04 +0800

but.. but all of alice’s dolls are directly controlled by her

GETTING ANIME LOLI TATTOOS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD IDEA

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:42:25 +0800

GETTING ANIME LOLI TATTOOS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD IDEA

Almost all this guy’s journals are like this. Christ.

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 12:29:22 +0800

Almost all this guy’s journals are like this. Christ.

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 12:28:48 +0800

“Ability to the extent of”? Stop using...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 07:39:29 +0800

“Ability to the extent of”? Stop using Touhouwiki’s retarded, clunky and awkward phrasing. There is literally no difference in meaning from “ability to do x”, and they changed it because ACCURACY IN MY TOUHOU’S SUPERNATURAL POWERS